Sacrament of Reconciliation

The Absolve-O-Matic

"Place a nickel. Receive forgiveness.
All sins, big or small — heard, indexed, absolved."

The Confessor — animatronic Pope of the Absolve-O-Matic

"Speak, my child. The screen is between us. Only words pass through."

— His Holiness, in confession

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